Two More Pints by Roddy Doyle

Author:Roddy Doyle [Roddy Doyle]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780345815361
Publisher: Knopf Canada
Published: 2014-09-11T04:00:00+00:00

25-6-13

— The Anglo tapes, wha’.

— Don’t get me fuckin’ started.

— I keep remindin’ meself tha’ it happened five years ago.

— But it doesn’t help, sure it doesn’t?

— No.

— ‘Get the money in, get the fuckin’ money in.’

— Our money.

— Yeah.

— Laughin’ at us, they were.

— Bastards.

— If it’d been us – people like us. Lyin’ through our arses, commitin’ fraud an’ tha’ – we’d be in the Joy now.

— We went to the wrong school.

— But we paid the fuckin’ bill. It’s sickenin’. Jesus, man, my young one was cryin’ last nigh’ – she was askin’ us for the money to buy shoes for little Caitlin – the gran’daughter, like. For fuck sake.

— Your man who reported it – Paul Williams.

— He’s good, yeah.

— He usually does the gangland guys, doesn’t he?

— Yeah.

— An’ he always uses their names – The General an’ The Monk an’ tha’.

— Why doesn’t he do the same now?

— Yeah, exactly.

— Which one is the laugher?

— Bowe – I think.

— John ‘The Hyena’ Bowe.

— Not bad – a bit gentle.

— The Fuckin’ Hyena.

— Better. What abou’ Fitzpatrick?

— Peter ‘The Thick-Lookin’ Dopey Fuck’ Fitzpatrick.

— Tha’ captures the man alrigh’. An’ Drumm?

— David ‘The Cunt’ Drumm.

— Put it on his fuckin’ birth cert.

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